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| Pregnancy Weight Gain - Blimping Out |
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| Dealing with Tantrums |
Shouts of, I dont wanna! I dont wanna! I DONT WANNA! followed by foot stomping, sob-filled wailing and an occasional fall to the floor for some ill-natured tantrum throwing can make any parent eager to appease a torrid tot. For many parents, thats the typical response from their child when asked to do something that doesnt seem too desirable. And asking again doesnt always seem to work. Keep tantrums at bay with these 19 strategies for making you a better parent of a better kid. |
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| Pregnancy & Postpartum Depression Expert |
Contrary to popular belief, pregnancy is not always an exciting, happy or glowing experience. Clinical depression affects 15-20% of pregnant women, sometimes hitting so hard that the moms-to-be attempt suicide. Mothers of multiples are at even higher risk with more than 25% suffering during pregnancy and postpartum. |
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| Manly to Daddy |
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| Romance Before the Baby Comes |
With each day, your partner's belly gets larger and your baby continues to grow... that means that the clock is ticking. Take advantage of this time to romance each other and relish in the fact that it's just the two of you. After the baby arrives, life will be a little (a lot) hectic and romance (including sex) will be the last thing on your mind. |
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| Top 10 Baby Girl Names 2008 |
Choosing a baby name is not an easy task. Expectant parents can expect to spend most of their 9 1/2 months of pregnancy deliberating over this name or that name. Some parents find it helpful to look back at a previous year to find what name was most popular. |
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- Top 10 Baby Girls Names 2010
- Top 10 Baby Boy Names 2010
- Postnatal Recovery
- Play An Active Role During Pregnancy
- Five Steps to Potty Safety
- Child Visitation: How to Make the Most of Your Time with Your Kids
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So, you're a new father or father-to-be. Let's take as a premise that you are ready and willing to be a father, or at least you think you are. You've resigned yourself to spending way less time out with the boys, putting in less time at the office (and gym and anywhere else you spend time regularly), and following sports with considerably less interest. You think you've prepared yourself, right? Before you cash that check, you're going to need to address the three biggest lifestyle changes that a new father must deal with: forgetting traditional gender roles, losing your self-consciousness, and relating to your baby.